Tag: funny
member name: Karen L.
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February 23, 2009 10:08 PM EST --
Lovemaking tips for Seniors
1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. . . .
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January 05, 2009 05:11 PM EST --
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away
from school. . . .
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January 13, 2009 02:48 PM EST --
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably . . .
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January 15, 2009 07:07 PM EST --
A lick and a promise' was just one of the many old phrases that our mothers, grandmothers, and others used that they probably heard from the generations before them. With the passing of time, many . . .
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January 19, 2009 09:53 PM EST --
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in . . .
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February 11, 2009 10:54 PM EST --
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the sticky tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How . . .
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February 16, 2009 08:40 PM EST --
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February 16, 2009 08:49 PM EST --
FUN GAME - BARREL OF MONKEYS -
I will start it by giving the name of something and the next person has to name another something starting with the last letter of that word, therefore, linking them . . .
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February 17, 2009 06:49 PM EST --
FUN GAME - BARREL OF MONKEYS - THINGS IN AN OFFICE
I will start it by giving the name of something and the next person has to name another something starting with the last letter of that word, . . .
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February 21, 2009 09:56 PM EST --
FUN GAME - BARREL OF MONKEYS - WAYS TO GET FROM HERE TO THERE
I will start it by giving the name of something and the next person has to name another something starting with the last letter of . . .
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February 22, 2009 04:04 PM EST --
FUN GAME - BARREL OF MONKEYS - THINGS IN A LIBRARY
I will start it by giving the name of something and the next person has to name another something starting with the last letter of that word, . . .
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February 23, 2009 08:14 PM EST --
FUN GAME - BARREL OF MONKEYS - THINGS IN A MALL
I will start it by giving the name of something and the next person has to name another something starting with the last letter of that word, therefore, . . .
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February 14, 2009 08:16 PM EST --
Judas Asparagus
If you need a laugh today, then this should do it!
A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible.
This is amazing and brought tears of laughter to my eyes.
I . . .
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February 15, 2009 11:18 AM EST --
The love story of Ralph and Edna...
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients . . .
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January 27, 2009 08:42 PM EST --
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up . . .
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January 28, 2009 05:46 PM EST --
FUN GAME - BARREL OF MONKEYS
I will start it by giving the name of something and the next person has to name another something starting with the last letter of that group, therefore, linking . . .
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February 14, 2009 03:12 PM EST --
Tools Explained - This Is So True!!!
DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest . . .
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February 20, 2009 08:39 PM EST --
FUN GAME - BARREL OF MONKEYS - THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKEND
I will start it by giving the name of something and the next person has to name another something starting with the last letter of that . . .
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February 27, 2009 04:50 PM EST --
BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY
Charlotte, North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, . . .
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January 23, 2009 06:36 PM EST --
HIGH SCHOOL-- 1957 vs. 2009
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
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