Tag: joke
member name: Karen L.
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October 02, 2008 08:34 PM EDT --
Alert . . .
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This . . .
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October 10, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't . . .
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October 23, 2008 05:30 PM EDT --
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. . . .
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October 04, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE......
Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best!
Football FINALLY makes sense..........
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first . . .
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October 08, 2008 09:10 PM EDT --
Got this in an e-mail from a co-worker
Subject: RETIRED
RETIRED WITH A JOB TO DO
I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now . . .
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October 18, 2008 02:19 PM EDT --
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me.' . . .
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November 27, 2008 09:20 PM EST --
My dear friends,
This is somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you . . .
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October 31, 2008 10:50 PM EDT --
A new supermarket opened near our home.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh . . .
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November 09, 2008 03:23 PM EST --
Artery: The study of art . . .
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November 11, 2008 11:12 AM EST --
Medical Staff: A Doctors Cane
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates
Node: Was aware of
Outpatient: A person who has fainted
Pap . . .
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November 12, 2008 04:42 PM EST --
Subject: JUST FRED
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies.
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November 23, 2008 09:50 AM EST --
Since I will be cooking the turkey for the first time this year, due to my mother in laws terminal illness, My friend Dawn in AZ sent me this recipe today--Thanks Dawn!
Best turkey recipe . . .
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October 31, 2008 07:16 PM EDT --
A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a Halloween party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he
writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
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November 05, 2008 07:37 PM EST --
CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery . He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital . . .
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November 07, 2008 11:29 PM EST --
My five-year old students, are learning to read.
Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,
"Look at this! It's . . .
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November 29, 2008 10:17 AM EST --
PREGNANT TURKEY STORY
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided
to play a trick.
She told my sister . . .
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December 03, 2008 10:12 PM EST --
GRANDMA'S PIE
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January 31, 2009 10:46 AM EST --
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
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November 21, 2008 01:48 AM EST --
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time", . . .
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November 21, 2008 02:36 AM EST --
2008's First . . .
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