Tag: jokes
member name: Karen L.
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October 01, 2008 05:29 PM EDT --
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
'Well,' said the . . .
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October 06, 2008 10:03 PM EDT --
Nursing Home...
A wealthy family took their frail, elderly grandmother to a famous and expensive nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses . . .
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December 30, 2008 04:57 PM EST --
Rekindling The Romance
After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn't done in quite . . .
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February 23, 2009 10:08 PM EST --
Lovemaking tips for Seniors
1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. . . .
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March 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT --
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one . . .
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April 04, 2009 12:27 AM EDT --
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, . . .
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January 13, 2009 02:48 PM EST --
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably . . .
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January 19, 2009 09:53 PM EST --
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in . . .
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February 11, 2009 10:54 PM EST --
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the sticky tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How . . .
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February 06, 2009 08:22 PM EST --
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the . . .
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December 12, 2008 08:25 PM EST --
Q.The New York state Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Buffalo.
For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use . . .
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December 17, 2008 04:11 PM EST --
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, . . .
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January 31, 2009 10:46 AM EST --
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
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February 06, 2009 10:49 PM EST --
A woman, in her fifties, is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for awhile and then asks, "Do you . . .
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February 08, 2009 07:36 PM EST --
The fire truck......a simple story......
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the fire station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off . . .
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February 15, 2009 11:18 AM EST --
The love story of Ralph and Edna...
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients . . .
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June 20, 2009 10:01 AM EDT --
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, June 29th 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY . . .
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December 16, 2008 09:40 PM EST --
Dear Santa,
Please send me a baby brother.
Santa wrote back:
"Send me your mother..."
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January 02, 2009 05:31 PM EST --
When a woman wears a leather dress, A man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry,
he goes weak at the knees, and he begins to think . . .
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January 10, 2009 10:52 PM EST --
A winter statistic ......
98% OF AMERICANS SAY 'OH SHIT' BEFORE
GOING IN THE DITCH OFF A SLIPPERY ROAD.
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM BUFFALO NY AND THEY SAY,
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